Maybe Warren Buffett will buy out the company taking it private and save all the longs from a slow death. Failing that maybe a stock split might materialise, yeah, a 2 for 1, no check that, a 3 for 1. That should do the trick, besides, hat's more fundamentally bullish than a stock split ! I would normally suggest hoping for a leveraged buyout but unfortunately that well has run dry. Don't worry hope springs eternal.