I don't know if any of you got to see the following SNL skit (link below) on the bailout. With all the seriousness of the situation we find ourselves in I thought I might share a good laugh with you. Ironically the skit carries with it more truth than many of us probably would ever care to admit, but given our societal wide state of denial this should come as no surprise.
Good speculating to you all and never forget that "an investor is a speculator who made a mistake and will not admit it".
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